You Sir, are a Douche!!!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
This is Just to Say
I have returned
the panini maker
that your great aunt
gave us
for our wedding
and which
was the only gift
I took with me
when I left
with your best man
Forgive me
you were possessive
and boring
and Bradley already has a panini maker
This is Just to Say
I have killed
the cat
that was sleeping
beneath
the back tires
of my car
and which
was your favorite
pet
from childhood
Forgive me
she was old
so toothless
and smelly
and you know I'm not a cat person
Monday, April 19, 2010
This is Just to Say
I have eaten
the sandwiches
that were in
your back pack
and which
you were probably
saving
for lunch
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so peanutbuttery
-William Gabby Williams
Here in the garden
among the snakes and apples
we discover pants
Poetry and All
The Garden Gnome
so much depends
upon
a stout garden
gnome
glazed with gutter
water
beside the white
kittens
-William Gabby Williams
Poetry and All
This is Just to Say
I have washed
the sweater
that was dry clean
only
and which
you probably
spent
a lot of money on
Forgive me
but dry cleaning is expensive
and inconvenient
and I hated that sweater.
-William Gabby Williams
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Comments for the Cosmos
March came in like a lion and out like a kidney stone
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