This morning I awoke to find in my bed: 35 cents in nickels, one forgotten red mitten, a dead turtle dove, two tickets to "The Barber of Seville", a pair bloodstained cutoff shorts, a half eaten Tupperware dish of pasta salad, a very frightened looking tenor, 3 incandescent light bulbs, the plumbers section of the yellow pages, and my shoes.
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